How to Get Blocked on Tinder

1. Heyyyyy Sexy Lady! If you mention that I’m curvy or open with “Hey sexy!” I will block you. Yes, I want you to think I’m sexy and I even hope to get laid again real soon, but treat me like the class act I pretend to be, mmmm kay?

2. Song lyrics, especially country lyrics. If you quote a song instead of writing something original, I assume you are both boring and dumb. Since I’m fun and smart, we clearly will not get along.

3. The Compliment Fisher.
Actual exchange:
Dude: “Hey, you’re too pretty to be on Tinder.”
Me: “Shit! Well, where’s the app for hot people?”
Dude: “You don’t think I’m hot?”
Me: “I do like a guy in glasses.”
Dude: “Yeah but what about the rest?”
That’s when I blocked him. Too much work already, my friend!